The Wet Patch

So, it’s time to settle down for a well earned sleep, but..

‘I’m not sleeping in the wet patch!’

How many of you have had this conversation? Most, methinks. 😊

An old sock, or two. A towel under the pillow.. Toilet roll.. Wet wipes.

I suspect nearly all of you have had one or more of the above items in your bedroom (likely on the floor somewhere.)

I love the fact that people are so honest in sharing their thoughts with me. Although ‘I just use the duvet’ (an over shared, one way conversation at me) and a ‘Oh I don’t mind the wet patch..’

TRUST ME.. No one likes the wet patch to sleep on.

Sooo.. what are the answers, and why?

It’s important to for us all to look after our vulvas and penis, we have them all our lives.

• After sex, having a wee is a great way to flush bacteria out of the vagina, they have a shorter urethra than a penis, so more likely to get urine infections.
• A shower after anal sex is important, as the anal area has many bacteria's in and around it.
• Sweat, bodily fluids, lube and oils, if left are a breeding ground for bacteria. For those who suffer from thrush, then a freshen up can help prevent it reoccurring.

There are no strict rules about after sex clean ups, but here are some for us to think about:

Invest in some sexy PVC bedding - just whip them off the bed and into the washing pile/machine, or even better - put them over your normal bedding and there’s no faffing around remaking it after.

(Remember some oils, lubes and perfumes do stain)

Our bedrooms are our space - whether to relax and/or have mind blowing sex. Perhaps buy some luxury hand towels in different colours to the bathroom ones, fold them neatly and place them somewhere in the bedroom that can be reached easily. When washing them, use conditioner and a little trip in the tumble dryer to keep them soft and fluffy. They could even match the décor!

Not so pleasing to the eye is toilet roll.. incidentally, this can stick to certain areas of the body, and no one wants to provocatively strut across the room with bits of toilet roll stuck to their bits.

(This does happen and very unsexy, honest!)

Baby wipes Can contain ingredients that can upset the bodies natural PH balance, plus most are not flushable. Oh, and who wants a little cherub staring at you from on the packaging? Not me 😊

There are a variety of intimate wipes on the market, some which are flushable, just check the packaging for details.

To be completely honest, a quick trip to the bathroom for a wash and freshen up, warm water and a flannel, and our genitals will be happy (or, how about shower sex with partner(s)?)

Whatever you choose, remember to regularly clean sex toys in accordance to manufacturers instructions.

Ps did you know..

The word clitoris is Greek for ‘divine and goddess like’

Speak soon, pleasure seekers.

FantasyMinx ♥️